Name: Shannon Telling
Function: Trumpeteer, Bongo Maniac
Influences: The Dave Matthews Band, Limp Bizkit, The Goo Goo Dolls, Foo Fighters, Beck, Pearl Jam, Weezer, Green Day, Counting Crows, Nirvana, and The Mighty, Mighty, Bosstones
History: Shannon was sent from Valhalla to find his older brother, H.B., and find out how his campaign to rule the Earth was going. When he found that H.B. had skirted his duties to play in a rock band, he was quite shocked, but with a little coaxing, H.B. convinced him to pull out his trumpet and join the band. Shannon is the newest member of Mr. McFeely, and is secretly more powerful than all of the other members combined.